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thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

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guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

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yeah school sucks but does it swallow 

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wallisb:

this has been making me laugh for the last 5 minutes

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fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

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duloxetine:

finding out that someone very hot follows you

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yoncevevo:

"hey do you think you could follow me ba-"

image

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